curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
238,183 notes · 3 months ago
I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted
207,381 notes · 3 months ago
"What’s it about and how many episodes"
— Ancient proverb (via katiebishop)
50,005 notes · 3 months ago
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
69,908 notes · 3 months ago
*wakes up from coma*
mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do
169,762 notes · 3 months ago
me most of the time:
people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
me after reading the comments section in any article, ever:
this world can only be cleansed with fire.
179,678 notes · 3 months ago